a letter

to my dear baby jayne:

i love you.  you are cute. and cuddly. and squishy. and smart. and very kissable...almost edible.

but...there are a few things you should know:

1. shoes are not for chewing

2. carpet is not for sucking

3. toilet paper is not for eating

4. hair is not for pulling

5. neck skin is not for pinching

6. yogurt is not for spitting

7. shoulders are not for biting

and

8. garbage is not for touching

please make a mental note of each.

love, (as you call me) mamamamamamamamamamama

p.s. i love you