...when your skin is extremely white, and you feel like a fatty, and you haven't shaved your legs (just cause you didn't feel like it), and you have to go to church, and your skin is extremely white...
you embrace your inner 12 year old.
and wear. leggings...
...with easter egg colored shoes.
this tends to help avert people's eyes from your belly to your feet. but just as a warning, you will get a comment like this (probably from a 12 year old girl in the same outfit...minus the whole baby part):
"i really like your shoes! they remind me of...{thinking, thinking}...banana laffy taffy. yum."
mission accomplished.
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